My Face
This is one of my top posts ive read today! Read about it: I’m going to be telling this story about ten dozen times in the days and weeks ahead, so let me get it out of the way now. It’s not like 99% of people reading this will see me in real life, but it’s a “funny” story.
This evening, I raced my niece in her backyard and won! She’s only five, so it’s not a particularly great accomplishment.
The problem came when she stopped at the “finish line” and Uncle Augie lost his balance and came to a violent stop by planting his face into the brick wall that is the back of his sister’s house.
My glasses broke and cut a small bit next to my eye. There’s a huge abrasion on my right cheek. The palm of my left hand has some skin scraped off of it.
I look like friggin’ Harvey Dent right now. Warner Bros — call me now. I’m available […] Hope you Enjoyed this HDTV informationrmation Blurb
Original post by Augie De Blieck Jr.